Eins Svei Drei
Look Mum, No Computer
Flow: S V1 C1 C2 V2 C1 C2 B C1 C1 O
Duration:03:00
Book:Cool Cat Ukes
Footer:This arrangement from www.coolcatukes.com, ref:260523

Start:
[Em]

Verse 1:
[Em]So sick of doing the whole 9 to 5
[Em]I pay my dues, I'm just stayin' alive
[C]And I'm so bored of it, bored of it
[D]Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? [Bm](Oh ja, ja, ja)
[Em]A paracetamol to quench the pain
[Em]The office cubicle has trapped me again
[C]Am I a mouse in a cage, am I
[D]D-d-d-demotivational?[Bm]

Interlude:
[Em]Ah, if only there was a language that I could count in
That would make me feel better (Oh ja)

Chorus 1:
[Em]Eins, zwei, drei - Darlin', I need something salty
Eins, zwei, drei - With a slice of pepperoni
[C]I'll pay, you can owe me, That'll be a pony
[Am]Eins, zwei, drei - I'm comin' back to life

Chorus 2:
[Em]Eins, zwei, drei - Got me feeling okey-dokey
[Em]Eins, zwei, drei - Goodbyе drudgery, hello me
[C]So light you can throw me - Kill at karaoke
[Am]Eins, zwei, drei - I'm coming back to life

Verse 2:
[Em]Countin' in English doesn't cut the mustard
So sick of munching roly-poly with custard
[C]I'm so bored with it, bored with it
[D]Oh, what's the point of it, point of it? (Oh ja, ja, ja)
[Em]I've always been a fan of aviation
I'm jumpin' on a plane to another nation
[C]And all my pounds, they feel counterfeit
[D]I need some euros to count on it

Bridge:
[Em]Eins
Zwei
Drei
[C]Eins, zwei
[Am]Eins, zwei, drei

Outro:
[Em]Eins, zwei, drei
Eins, zwei, drei
[NC]I'm comin' back to life